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German stock exchange

An exchange of feces, usually between two homosexual males, taking place from one anus to the other's. Best done with a special "German Stock Exchange" chair which straps one particpant into an upside-down seated position with a hole cut out of the seat upon which the first "broker" sits over to trade his "stock" through.
My anus is all loose and ready now Hans, how about some day trading on the German Stock Exchange?
by Scottt M. James January 16, 2008
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Good German

A citizen of Nazi Germany who participated in or overlooked atrocities while denying personal moral responsibility by appeal to his submission to supposedly legitimate authority.
The American CIA agents who relied on the White House legal justification of torture were nothing more than Good Germans.
by The Barefoot Bum June 18, 2009
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German

German is the language of the german people!
If you think, Germans are bad, say:

Fick deine Mutter!
Fuck your Mother!

If you like them:

Hey, was geht ab mein Freund?
Hey, whats up my friend?

or if you like German Cars:

Deutsche Autos sind sau gut!
German cars are fucking good!
by Flow-Ryan September 30, 2006
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hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.
Hairy German is at it again
by CLiff January 7, 2005
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German Circle

A trio of sex acts that can be performed in a loop, creating a sexual hula hoop.

It starts out with multiple performances of the Frankfurt Shuffle by both partners until fully aroused. This is followed by the man eating out the woman in true Munster Muncher style until she comes, after which the man performs a Berlin Airlift to finish off. Then they start again with a fresh Frankfurt Shuffle.
Last night, my wife and I hooped through the German Circle.
by Frank and His Girlfriend April 23, 2011
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German Roulette

Everyone brings a high amount of legal and/or illegal drugs (most likely in form of pills) and throw them unlabled in a bowl with candys.
Then the bowl is handed from player to player untill just one person remains.
The last one standing or at least alive is obviously the winner.
Jim: Sarah why do you have no friends?

Sarah: Well, I did but they're all dead because they're a bunch of pussys.

Jim: Fuckin' what now?

Sarah: We played German Roulette and I take drugs like a champion.

Jim: Sounds fun. At least you didn't get raped this time.
by Gin Toxic April 10, 2020
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German compliment

A compliment that is actually more of an insult, made by a generally well meaning person, referring to the stereotype of Northen Germans being aloof and unintentionally rude.
Examples of a German compliment could be defined as:
"You smell a lot nicer than usual"

"You looked better with the other haircut. "

"I've seen uglier girls than you."
by karorom July 11, 2020
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