Guadalupe

When you fart so hard that your butt cheeks clap

i just Guadalupe on that little kid

dude did you hear that guy Guadalupe

by Riivera June 18, 2011

guard

The stupid boy who you always think about and just scares the living heck out of anyone near them, and they are the ones who make sure the rest of the football team doesn't die, and the guard them.

Dude, see how he guards the quarterback?
Wow, he is SUCH a guard.
Chris, Miles is the guard *sigh*

by LR Hutch June 2, 2008

Booty Guard

A large, muscular gay man employed by a smaller gay man for personal protection and sexual favors.

Lance kept getting ripped off by his meth dealer until he met his Booty Guard Mitch.

by workingclasszero November 24, 2006

the guardian

A left-wing British newspaper usually picked on by right wing idiots for retaining journalistic integrity and not scaremongering with every headline.

"Hey did you read the Guardian today, and notice how it doesn't twist everything to be somehow the fault of Tony Blair, Muslims or immigrants, and that nowhere was the term 'PC gone mad!' used?

"Yeah, it rocks."

by Ducky February 22, 2007

Guadagnolo

A dirty act, mostly attributed to Italians. It involves placing uncooked pasta into your orifice of choice (often the anus or vagina), letting the pasta soak up juices and 'cook', and then eating said pasta in a sauce of vaginal (or anal) juices.

Hey there, have you ever tried Guadagnolo pasta? It's my Grandma's specialty!

by Blahbleecakes January 25, 2011

guadalupe

just about every other mexican person

Guadalupe tripped on her chanclas while stealing tortillas.

by nick_jo July 18, 2008

garda

Armoured band of cunts in the Republic of Ireland, equivalent to pigs everywhere else. These baton-wielding yobs act much the same way as their sister organisations elsewhere, beating up foreigners and protesters and generally making the world a nastier place.

Like the IRA, they wear all black and cover their faces with masks (the riot squad do, anyway). Unlike the IRA, they don't even PRETEND to be fighting for liberation.

Garda stands for
Grunting
Anal-
Retentive
Dicksucking
Asswipes

by Andy May 1, 2004