Gooch Swipe

When you swipe your gooch with toilet paper after a fresh dump to make sure it's clean.

Jim: I wiped my gooch to make sure there was no lingering crap on it!

Carl: A gooch swipe!

by Gsullwold June 29, 2011

gooch berry

Ball of poop that gets stuck in the area between the balls and butthole aka The Gooch

As I went down to teabag her a gooch berry fell into her mouth

by gooch berry September 29, 2013

Gooch Coach

A continuous lick from the anus to the right nipple of a male or female

The key to a mans heart.

Hey girl I've got you a ticket on the Gooch Coach

by ElDonkle March 27, 2014

gooch cuddle

The act of two men scissoring, where the two gooches meet. This can often lead to a matting of pubic hair.

Kevin and rhys were in a spot of bother after there pubes became entangled after vigorous Gooch cuddle

by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017

Goocher

When the price of your favorite CryptoCurrency tanks at the worst possible time.

My neighbor didn't tell his wife and invested his life savings in some unknown coin exchange and the value dropped by 99% overnight. It was a major Goocher. He's living on my couch now.

by The Baines June 28, 2017

Gooch Swamp

When the area in or around the taint is so built up with Goochy Goo that it develops its own ecosystem. Usually mold or fungus.

Shizzle hasn't showered in so long that I can smell his gooch swamp from a mile away.

by Reef.BlastBody July 14, 2017

Gooch Cooch Smooch

The act of licking a sexual partner's "gooch" or taint, all the way to their "cooch" or vagina in one lick.

Jim: My girl squirted everywhere last night when I gave her the Gooch Cooch Smooch.

by cayorne June 16, 2018