Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017

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goobend

Something that appeals to a person when stoned . Related terms: Goofy Goober, Gooben, Govert.

Spongebob: "Hey Patrick, I'm in the mood for a double patty pulled chicken burger with extra cheddar, how about you?"
Patrick: "That sounds extremely goobend Spongebob, I want one."

by The Monarch of Osdorp February 19, 2017

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Goober Naffy

A person who
Acts like a complete idiot and makes bad choices.

My brother was being a goober naffy and fell out of his car.

by B queen January 22, 2018

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Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.

"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."

by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018

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