contactless fuck

A term describing sex in the time of COVID.

We used to call it phone sex but now we refer to it as a contactless fuck.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2020

Sawed Off Fuck

A short man/woman that acts like an asshole

Wow, Jim is a sawed off fuck!

by sheffy7401 August 4, 2016

backwards inbred fuck

A backwards inbred fuck is what you call someone when you can't think of an insult and your pissed af.

Fuck you Rafael! You are a backwards inbred fuck!

by cadro65 March 2, 2021

I don't give a rats fuck

Not giving a fuck, especially that of rats. Not the even lowest fucks were given. You really do not give a fuck.

Did you hear about their break up??
No I don't give a rats fuck.

by Ratman6969 February 28, 2013

Go fuck yourself

A colorful method of telling someone to either; a) shut the fuck up
b) go the fuck away
c) go annoy the fuck out of someone else
d) an all inclusive phrase of general distaste which includes a-c as well

Practice safe sex & go fuck yourself...

by Wsntmewsntyou June 10, 2018

Fuck This Game

Possibly the most common phrase among all video game players, despite what system or game they're playing (although some researchers argue it's actually "fucking snipers"). This phrase expresses deep disapproval or annoyance with a video game. This phrase is usually associated with sucking at said game.

*A player is shot and killed by a camper

Player: "Fuck this game! I hate these fucking snipers."

by foxtrot_MGS April 25, 2009

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008