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flatline

1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.

2. (v) To experience a flatline.
1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?

2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"
by willmst July 27, 2014
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bum flap

It is a piece of fabric about 13x13 hanging from the waist covering the butt (the front/sides)sometimes with d-rings, usually plaid or pinstripe, mostly worn by the punk community.
Girl 1: Woah, that bum flap goes great with his bondage pants

Girl 2: ... no bitch.
by LynchingNemo January 22, 2008
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Flat Fuck Friday

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.
Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"
by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020
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Pretty Flacko

a guy that has “pretty boy swag” (made popular by other swag rappers like Lil B, Soulja Boy…), and Flacko meaning the guy is skinny, because the word flaco means skinny in Spanish, used by Asap Rocky
i be that Pretty flacko niguh
she wants a pretty flacko
she fucked a pretty flacko
by kuulkidd April 11, 2012
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3 meter flatty

3 meter flatty: a flathead that is 3 meters in length
fuck did you see the size of willem powerfishes 3 meter flatty it was a propper dog of a cunt.
by get the dogs August 25, 2019
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Count Flapula

A lady's private parts personified
Let's get your pants off and meet Count Flapula!
by braceyajax February 11, 2010
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Russian flash bang

When a guy blows his load into your eyes and slaps both your ears at the same time.. causing temporary blindness and disorientation.
Lauren went home with Matthew he decided it was time to give her a Russian flash bang!
by Stephen lippiatt January 22, 2021
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