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mystery fluids

fluid that is unknown or unrecognizable, may be concerning towards one who discovers such a fluid.
dude, i just found some mystery fluids coming out of my hole.
thats concerning.
by iwantayoshie July 9, 2011
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intimate fluids

Cum, excess vaginal lubricant, any fluids made while being “intimate
Oscar’s intimate fluids went all over Ashley’s voluptuous tits.
by B-Prez September 1, 2018
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Wum Fluids

It means nothing, stop asking me, for the love of god, please.

It’s not semen, it’s not a derogatory word for a woman, it means literally nothing, I’m trying to add this here because people kept asking me back when I had friends and they decided to check Urban Dictionary and saw the one definition about cum.

Please, I do not and probably will not add true context to it, stop asking for me to add something before the punchline to make it funny.
Person 1: “haha wum fluids”
Person 2: “wasn’t this already submitted
Person 1: “idk, everywhere at the end of time💀”
by DillonVentures March 9, 2022
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reprogramming fluids

Cum, the fluids that come out of a reprogrammer when it is has been sufficently stimulated. When introduced into a woman's reprogramming port it can begin the process of reprogramming her into a human incubator
Girl 1: Damn after we raw dogged it, I was dripping his reprogramming fluids out of my reprogramming port
Girl 2: Well let's hope he successfully reprogrammed you
Girl 1: Same, I would look so cute with a baby bump
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
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bodily fluids

any liquid produced by the body like sweat, semen and urine
A:is sweat a bodily fluid?
B:yes any fluid produced by the body are bodily fluids
by Unknown07724 January 10, 2025
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Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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fliddle

wordFoddle from a wordflist
Woogy, your fliddle smells of chode cheese
by bates June 25, 2003
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