calgary flames

The dirtiest team to ever play the game of hockey. If your kicking their ass with 5 minutes to go and they put in their back up goalie, you better watch out for a goalie stick hitting unexpectedly wacking you somewhere in your body and their team captain spearing you with the end of his stick

yeah so my team was dominating with 5 minutes to go, so they went calgary flames on us

by chances14 May 19, 2007

Flaming Sword

The Flaming Sword is a stunt pulled by a male usually teenager or college student where the person takes sterno lighter gel and covers their penis in it and lights it. thus resulting in a flaming sword. I dont adivise anyone to do it it is extremly painful..but extremly funny.

Dude did u see how drunk todd was last night, we got him to do a flaming sword!

by sony packer February 19, 2008

Flaming Phoenix

See Screaming Eagle. Add one plus fire. Good times all round.

Mike: "Can you believe that stupid splitty did a flaming phoenix?"

Max: "She won't be able to walk for a week"

by The Infamous Pi July 14, 2005

Flaming Asshole

What results when someone douses his erect penis in Everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the butt.

Man, Ben was fucking with me all night until I gave him the flaming asshole. That shut his broke ass up.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 14, 2003

Calgary Flames

The best fucking hockey team ever that has played in NHL history. My favorite hockey team. Oilers suck!

Joe: Did you see that last night with kipper getting the shutout and stoning hemsky on the break away with Huselius getting thatt easy hat trick on Roloson?
Bill: No duh I did you retard that happens like every month!
Joe: Sorry man I just like the Calgary Flames.
Bill: Same here.

by Jarome B.T July 05, 2007

flaming kirby

To set your penis on fire, and have but sex with someone.

"Did you give your girlfriend a flaming kirby?"

by Erik November 07, 2003

Flaming Felipe

1. (noun): when a person is on fire
2. (verb): when having coital relations in the missionary position, at the time of the 'tops' ejaculation (the exact moment of euphoria) the top must fart while the 'bottom' partner lights the 'top' partners fart, ending in a triumphant cacophony of cathartic indulgence. To truly 'flame a Felipe' the act must be videotaped or otherwise digitally captured.

I was having sex with him and he asked me to give him a Flaming Felipe. It was so hot and sweaty.

by Don Juanito February 02, 2010