Beef extinguisher

(noun) person, place, object or idea that diminishes sexual arousal of the male genitalia

Because she was voted as last year's Grade A Beef extinguisher, I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot dick.

by Billy Wastebasket November 3, 2010

Extinction Level Idiocy

When an entity (can be an organism or a society or a ...) starts exhibiting behavior wholly enabled by excess that simultaneously reduces the level of (what one might call) progressive entropy available to the entity then that entity is doomed to failure.

A behavioral detractor that causes an species to devolve, creating a feedback loop of degradation and thus inevitable extinction.

That the Zeitgeist is defined more by the pending release of a white iPhone than mass starvation in Somalia is an example of extinction level idiocy on a societal level.

The high incumbency rate for members of Congress reflects an alarming level of extinction level idiocy present in the general electorate.

by koolmeme September 22, 2011

eating jesus

when a food is so good that it's like eating jesus

OMG Lura, this donut is so effing good it's like eating jesus!

Dam! Eating Lura is like eating jesus!

by Marty843 January 26, 2013

Exing

the addiction to a former partner and inability to separate even after the relationship has clearly ended..

Chris is exing over his ex. He will never be over her.

by Dman0519756 May 3, 2013

eating the beaver

Basically giving oral sex to a hairy vagina

I was eating the beaver last night.

by Boduke April 4, 2015

Eating a burger

A slang term originating in Britain for having a cheeky wank.

1) Our old friend won't show up to the meeting because right after he's done with work, he said he is going to go eat a burger.

2) This boomer been really frustrated these past few days and if he won't be eating a burger soon, it will only get worse.

by Lychee-Nut April 10, 2020

Eating chicken

Code for gobbling cock; performing oral sex on penises.

Bob: “Best concert I ever went to was Little Richard!”

Matt: “Why? We’re you eating chicken?”

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020