Presumptuous Expectations

The assumption a presumpter has that a desired outcome will occur with pre-determined definitive results regardless of the actual response of the presumptee

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I don't want to be Presumptuous, but I have an Expectation that we will make love this evening...no is not an answer

Sheep Woman: I cannot wait...count me in

Polite Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: I had presumptuous Expectations of your answer...no was not an option

Sheep Woman: make love to me...you talk too much

by chumlord11 March 29, 2010

The Science Experiment

When someone walks out naked in a lab coat with a lab table, ties down the victim to said lab table naked, ass up
and takes an entire bottle of the hottest hot sauce and pours it all, into said persons anus.then, the person corks it.then the scientist spoon feeds the person laxatives and waits for the volcano to erupt

I totally did The Science Experiment to this chick last night

by Chris Jedzinack November 21, 2010

The 40/40 Experience

An event in which participants are timed chugging a 40, coming set into a sprinters stance, and running 40 yards. This is commonly used to decide draft order for Fantasy Football leagues.

"What was Jonathan's time in the 40/40 Experience?" - Virgil

"He got two minutes twenty one seconds" - Joel

"It took him two minutes to do it?? What was he drinking it out of a teaspoon?" -- Virgil

by coolkidalex13 August 5, 2017

The Jimi hedrix Experience

The proper name of the band that Jimi Hendrix headed.

(self explanitory)

by kaji February 29, 2004

experience

An unusual disgusting bowel movement. Often watery in nature. It generally will be remembered for some time.

Ryan must have had a crazy experience because that bathroom stinks.

by Kevin Nelson September 19, 2006

bear defense experts

Everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet.

I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!

by Glothor October 25, 2010

Experience Option

To use someone of lesser quality, male or female to get experience of getting off with that person, before moving onto the more experienced. The said experience option is often pleased of the attention and helps the inexperienced to perfect their technique

Man1: I hear you've been getting off with that right mong

Man2: Yeah but she's just my experience option

by djdan14 May 13, 2010