a fuckn dickhead who doesnt give aiden the good cheese and salami role and is a god in bed with his big ass willy that slays the ladies and leaves them sore for ages
by jsbadjvbs June 8, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. An amazing guy, who has the tendency to be a huge dick sometimes. He can be annoying, insensitive, and rude but at the end of the day you still love him because he's like a puppy. Overall a super sweet, romantic, caring guy who'd give you cuddles any time anywhere. Usually great kissers and give the best hugs. If you find a Dylan, you better keep him
Person1: Omg! Jessica and Dylan are goals af!!
Person2: IKR!! He's a complete asshole sometimes though, but they're perfect!
Person2: IKR!! He's a complete asshole sometimes though, but they're perfect!
by XxbandsforlifexX August 11, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. A very handsome and sexy hotdog, that loves to eat apples and pears. He is a very fun person and he likes to go for long walks on beaches at night with his dog. His dogs name is Netflix, because I loves to Netflix and chill, so he named his dog after it. Bricks are his favourite things in the world. He's like sudokus and crosswords.
by Dylanmooney August 16, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. by No_game_No_life May 7, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. bitch ass motherfucker has a 1 inch wonder and asks for bbc (big black cock) also drives a 2004 ford
by skinnypen1s January 24, 2018
Get the dylanmug. by Ur mum sells avon May 10, 2018
Get the Dylanmug.