dangledong

when you can't get a rock solid hard on no matter how much porn you watch but is 13 feet long. this makes the worthless sh-meat dangle outside your pants. the origins come from as early as 1486 A.C. when a man named fuckhorse saw dick at age 50 and went: "damn I have a fucking dangledong! how do i pound now?" word spread and he became known as the virgin lord as no woman ever fucked him at that point. today we still carry on the saying knowing it will ruin that persons manhood

- that dangledong is worse than my fixed dogs ballsack
- your just a fucking dangledong!

by longdong pounder April 19, 2021

dwaggle

Young and innocent but old and stupid.

Lilly is the perfect example of someone called a dwaggle

by Ready19 June 21, 2021

Dangler

Tampon string.

**Only when the tampon is in active use.

Honey is that a dangler in between those legs?!

I can't find my dangler!

Careful where you put those hands, you might catch my dangler.

by M+K July 22, 2021

Djangled

All fucked up.

Hey, sorry about the backseat. My last fare was a bit djangled.

by LilCarol August 31, 2021

dangle sack

A sack or pouch to protect or hide your danglers

Brenda, that’s not a mask that’s my dangle sack!!!

If I knew she was such a gutter slut I would have brought my dangle sack

by Sir Dangle protector September 14, 2021

dangletip

When your finger breaks or dislocates at the northern most knuckle leaving the outter most tip dangling

I was fingerblasting Claire when the cops showed up. Her snatch puckered so hard that I got a dangletip.

by OGLOD October 7, 2021

DRANGLE

TO BABBLE ON ABOUT NOTHING- FILLER BETWEEN WORDS OF IMPORTANCE

HIS MESSAGE BEGAN CLEARLY UNTIL HE STARTED TO DRANGLE ON AN ON ABOUT NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE, IN FACT JUST TO FILL TIME & HEAR HIMSELF SPEAK.

by Arkmo January 7, 2022