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an iconic quote duke depp said on a dukemoose livestream
duke depp once said: “ i may be named duke but i’m not a dog! ”
by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021
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I hid a duke

A game comprised of two players in which one person hides their shit in an undisclosed location in another person's home. The shitter gives notice to the "shitee" in the form of a note on the refrigerator or some other nonchalant method.
Hey I had a fucking blast doing lines all night, see ya later. Oh yea I hid a duke...
by Duke Cornwallis March 18, 2009
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Double Duke

Double Duke is the art in which two people plan to poop next to each other and make things extremely awkward when people come in. Best done at school!!
by tucker- September 19, 2017
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Cut a duke

Action of depositing fecal matter, typically into a toilet.

A.K.A.: #2, drop a deuce, take a dump, dropping the cosby kids off at the pool
Ex1:
- What's took you so long? you fall in the bowl or some shit?
- Naw man, just cutting the biggest duke of my life

Ex2:
- Save my seat, i'm gonna go cut a duke and come right back.
by Pile It December 4, 2009
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David Duke

A guy who likes to blame everything on the Jews. He's a former Klansman who claims that he left his racist days behind long ago, but that's bullshit. He uses the word "Zionist" more than he uses the word "the." It's essentially his subtle way of saying Kike. He sees himself as a genius and the only one who tells the truth.

He called Larry David a Zionist because an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm poked a tad bit of fun at Christians. Even though the entire show is essentially mocking a Jewish guy. Enough said.
David Duke: Oh shit. I stubbed my toes. It's the Zionist Jewish Extremists yet again.

David Duke: WAHH! A black guy is dating a white woman. It's the Zionists trying to destroy White people through the evil plan of multicultarism.
by AguynamedMike September 7, 2011
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The Duke

An ailment prevalent in the cheffing community during the summer months. Most commonly resulting from a combination of sweat, heat and friction leading to a chaffing rash between the thighs. Symptoms include walking like John Wayne.
Cook1: You're walking like you got fucked in the arse... your woman make you go horse riding again?
Cook2: Nah mate, I got the duke.
by achef January 11, 2012
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lukey duke

My ass cheeks pooping out something I ate from taco bell
A large lukey duke just plopped out of my but
by Poopsnifer June 30, 2015
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