Fart Dildo

Poop.

Bro, your fart dildo clogged the toilet again.

Jeff, so sending me pictures of your morning fart dildo.

by pbrewsky April 2, 2021

Dildo mongrol

When a girl is crazy for dildos

That girl has 50 dildos, she must be a dildo mongrol

by Hairy quaola ass July 1, 2011

Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.

guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me

by a literal idiot December 22, 2021

dildo sisters

Dildo sisters are two girls who use a double-sided dildo at the same time and have a great time

Damn I heard those chicks are dildo sisters

by Thugbeats801 May 31, 2017

Kayra's Dildo

A small standoff attached on only 1 end, usually without purpose.

Person 1: did you see that kayra's dildos have appeared all over the bot?
Person 2: sad

by Dean Dawson January 30, 2022

Dildo Trampoline

The action of a person placing a suction cup dildo on a trampoline and then bouncing on it.

I’m feeling horny today I might do a Dildo Trampoline later.

by Pussyfootedbitch May 13, 2019

Dildo launcher

Rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t hit me with that dildo launcher man!

by anonymous November 26, 2022