Defriendocalypse

When a facebook friend of yours cleans out their friendlist and you realize that you have unwittingly survived a, on their part, mass friend deletion of epic proportion.

"Your friends list when from like, 650 down to 225. Guess I survived the defriendocalypse, eh?"

by Ad_Noctum March 12, 2010

Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome

A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.

George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"

Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."

by Under-Caffeinated June 24, 2011

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.

Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

by Benis :DDDDDD August 17, 2020

defecation-station

Synonymous with "the shitter"-the place in which you defecate, poop, shit, dump, fecal, expel excrement. The only place it is acceptable under social norms for a human being to do this act.

I'll just have to be late to school. Go on ahead without me I've got to hit up the defecation station. My brown is crowning.

by Timothy July 9, 2004

Defensive Handjob

When a female takes a male back to her room or goes back to his room, but does not want to sleep with him and instead calms him down or deflects his advances by giving him a defensive handjob. It is only a defensive handjob however if the evening's activities stop there, for instance intercourse immediately changes it from a defensive handjob to the normal foreplay variety of handjob.

No mate, I only got a Defensive Handjob.

by CrackFox91 October 30, 2010

definotly

definitly not, i am not doing that

i am definotly going to that.

by julia <3 October 16, 2006

Defuq

Pronounced 'Dee- Fuck' Comes from mixing together 'What', 'The', 'Fuck?'

An expression which is usually due to a. disbelief or b. drunkenness.

'Defuq was that?' or 'Defuq you doing?!'

by Hellothere14279580 September 22, 2012