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Complete Fucking Dumbass 

Someone who has not mastered the Russian language.
Dayman says I am a Complete Fucking Dumbass because I have not mastered the Russian language. I cried a little.

Dumbassfaggot 

Wow I can't believe that Dumbassfaggot thought he was cool.
Dumbassfaggot by RoscoeConklin March 31, 2009

dumbassatry 

A verb used in conjunction with the actions of a noun. Used when a person is currently engaging in obviously stupid decisions, generally when sober. Also used when someone repeats the same event expecting different events.

Used when dumbass or dumbassery just doesn't cut it.
Person 1: Can you believe that Jane just dropped out of university with only one class before her degree was finished?
Person 2: That's some serious dumbassatry.

Going back to your ex after a messy breakup is engaging in dumbassatry.
dumbassatry by Serena Blake February 19, 2010
james: who is dumbass
jenny: me
dumbass by negaro69 November 30, 2011

dumbass noodle 

A dumbass noodle is a very thin half white half Asian man who just loves eating noodles just as much as being an asshole. That's why they're called a dumbass noodle. CUZ there white and skinny. Also, it's a noodle and you know how much Asians love their eating noodles. *stereotype* *stereotype* *stereotype* Not to mention. They like doing the peace sign and doing cringey Musical.lys. If the there are a group of noodles, then they can be called "a dumbass bowl of ramen."
Guy 1: Hey, look at that white clusterfuck of white people.

Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!

Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO
dumbass noodle by wutdouwant February 1, 2018

double-dumbass 

A handy phrase meaning that the insult of being called a stupid arsehole, or (an alternative interpretation) an asinine fool, can be doubled and can be reflected back to whence it came in a way that turns a totally uncalled for insult flung at its intended target back upon its perpetrator, possibly also in a way not fully understood by its vulgarian receiver, he not being up on such things as witty retorts, or such logical insinuations as this phrase supposedly represents. However, if no other rebuffs spring to mind, in a pinch it does the job nicely.
Watch what you say to me, you double-dumbass, as I wasn’t even talking to you, I was talking to myself!
double-dumbass by Zamboozee May 17, 2011