Ron clone

A kid who resembles Ron from Harry Potter.

"Look, Kitsune! Your Ron clone husband is here!!"

by Chuck Norris: Science Teacher November 10, 2008

Cloned

When some person wears practically the same kinds of clothes as yu and has similar hair

Omg look at bekky....shes totally cloned me.....i wore that same shirt in pink!

by Cowlie May 13, 2007

smokey colon

the result of someone blowing smoke up my ass.

"Hey, did you talk to the boss about getting a raise?"
"Yep."
"Did he give you the money?"
"No, he just gave me the old smokey colon."

by goblinmonger January 7, 2009

colon tag

A game played by five or more sexually active adults in which one person "tags" another by inserting their sex organ or sex toy into another's rectum and shouts "Tag! You're it!"

Charles and Tiffany were getting it on. They thought they would mix it up a bit and try anal. Midway through, Charles shouted "Tag! You're It!" Therefore, Tiffany now followed Michael, who followed Jim, who followed Rita as "it" in colon tag.

by Johnny Toushi May 8, 2007

colon training

When you have to take a crap but you're busy with things that aren't totally important (facebook, music, texting while laying on your bed, tv) because you're planning that one day you'll be in a situation where you know you'll have to hold it. You don't want your body to get used to just dumping whenever it wants.

i was laying on be bed, watching tv and facebook chatting with my girlfriend... then it hit me, i had to crap. But i was so comfortable... so i started to think of school how its weird to dump there so i did my Colon Training to get my body used to holding it. It payed off the very next day

by Czar McCheesly February 4, 2010

Colon Popper

One who viciously ram their male reproductive organ into the anal canal of a male counterpart. Usually doing it in a fast motion, resulting in the extreme eruption of there colon. This normally occurs in rageful sadistic homosexual sex. Could cause heavy blood loss. The name comes from the explosive sound you hear after the first thrust into the anus, it makes a "POP!" sound

Doctor: "Sam cant come to home today, he seems to be in critical condition."
Parents: "What happened"
Doctor: "Well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his buttox seems to be rather damaged."
Parents: "Who did this"
Doctor: "Well Sam's been mumbling 'Ian stop! I feel like somethings going to pop!' all day, so im assuming this ian person is involve
*Ian being the Colon Popper

by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014

Clonch

The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)

"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"

by sacky mcghee April 11, 2015