Cheesy Gordita Crunch

A sex act in which you eat a taco from within the Butt cheeks of your partner.

We did the Cheesy Gordita Crunch last night and taco meat has never tasted so good.

by Grassfed November 6, 2020

chunky white crunch

Crystal methamphetamine more specifically crystal methamphetamine when smoked using e-meth

Thanks to e-Meth, now I don’t even need to leave the bar to get the sweet shabbu shabbu. Mama can smoke that chunky white crunch anywhere!

by Daddy poopsock October 1, 2021

Juan Felipe Lugo Concha

prettiest mf out there, can be bipolar sometimes but he has a cute and flirty side and he makes u feel so happy when u text him and he is a great person overall and his hair is gorgeous.

OMG ITS THAT JUAN FELIPE LUGO CONCHA?
YESSS PRETTIES DUDE OUT THERE BRO
FR BRO

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjj<333333 April 25, 2022

dutch crunch

A bread found mostly in the San Francisco Bay Area, with a hard, crunchy, upper crust that fractures into small bits during baking as the loaf rises, leaving an interesting pattern of cracks on the top of the bread. Commonly used for sandwiches.

I broke a tooth on the Dutch Crunch at Le Boulangers.

by Domonique Dagdag September 24, 2009

Horny Bubba Crunch

This is my favorite flavor of Bill Clinton ice cream.

YUM You Guys! Have some Horny Bubba Crunch!

by Crazy Ass October 25, 2004

conch

Refering to the female genitalia due to it's resemblence to the marine gastropod mollusc. a.k.a. pussy,vagina,cooch; pernounced with the ch sound

Dude, Caitie came over last night in that one dress n' I totally seen her conch.

by jakkovasaurus April 14, 2010

Crunched Colon

You take your index finger and place it on the northern region of your anus. Then you take your thumb and place it on the southern region of your anus. Once they are placed, you slightly push in and squeeze your index finger and thumb together, giving your anus a winking effect.

So this guy passed out at a party and when they woke him up, he opened his eyes and there was this other guy standing over him showing him a "Crunched Colon."

The guy who was asleep was highly upset and tried to punch the guy doing the "Crunched Colon." The guy doing the "Crunched Colon" retaliated and shit while he was squinting his anus! It was a mess!!!

by Lil lil nig May 5, 2009