coochie war cry

1)known also as a handy, this ancient method of rousing the troops has been a native american custom from before the landing of De Soto and Armstrong. It involves the rapid paddling of the labia until Custer is surrounded.
The minutemen were ready only 50 seconds after hearing the furious spattle of the "coochie war cry." The Seneca had used it to great advantage in the French and Indian War and the militia would not let that lesson go unlearned. Betsy Ross was in no mood for an unloaded musket, so she left the armory doors wide open.
by Pantaloon January 15, 2008
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Cope Seethe Cry

Like "Live Laugh Love" but for edgy twitter users, depressed E-couples, and other internet losers.
Dad why does the doormat say Cope Seethe Cry?

Because your mother wanted live laugh love and i said this instead.
by Jake54124 March 04, 2022
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Cry in your pants

Being so excited about something that you cum in your pants excessively.
"Hey Jordan tell me about that new show. I don't know man it's gonna make you cry in your pants"
by jag0041200 October 07, 2011
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Cry my life

From the east of England; Specifically the Saffron Walden area. Used to express minor hardship or in place of "woe is me", often sarcastically.
Person 1: do you want to grab lunch?
Person 2: I can't even afford a meal-deal, cry my life!
by Barg8 August 25, 2019
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lauren noob cry

makes me very sad. so nasty and agressive. horrible person. made me cry many times. shit at roblox noob gave me the look of bullying don’t add her snapchat
Amy: Omg did you see how nasty lauren noob cry was to her?
Frankie: Yes lets shag
by CuteNiceGirlyGamer639 May 01, 2019
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Male Crying Hysteria

A mock mental illness, defined as when a grown man is so emotionally unstable that they can't help but cry and break into panic at the slightest inconvenience or hint of stress.
Severe cases may even lead to a UTI.
My roommate started freaking out and breaking shit after I left a plate in the sink for half a day. He must have MCH, Male Crying Hysteria.
by Violence Enjoyer December 03, 2022
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I wanna cry

Tears won't fall, no matter how hard I try.
:( : I wanna cry
by Internet_Axle June 29, 2022
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