Croissantula

A hairy spider.

"I woke up this morning and there was croissantulas in my bafroom,"

by Fearless26 April 15, 2010

crotch fruit

An obscenely obnoxious young child who can't seem to behave in any place, at any time. Typically has clueless progenitors who are too busy getting drunk and socializing to watch their children. The bane of waitstaff and service personnel everywhere.

"That little crotch fruit almost made me drop my tray!"

"Ma'am, please keep your crotch fruit away from the knives in the kitchen section."

by Lillyla March 8, 2009

crotchular

Of or pertaining to the region USUALLY housing the genitalia of humans.

He was kicked in his crotchular region.

by Alex Bae July 12, 2005

Crown Russe

Nectar of the Gods. It is highly advisable to drink via shots and/or chugged mixed drinks to attempt to avoid the generally unavoidable gag reflex as this nectar touches your tongue.

I'd like to be full retard by the pregame without having to spend more than five dollars for 15 shots. I guess it will be the fourth Crown Russe night this week then. Too bad I can't afford something that doesn't taste like shit.

by MO10shots December 29, 2011

Email Crossing

A phenomenon that occurs when you send an email to someone at the same time that they email you. Both of you then answer the other's emails and you go out of sync - creating two strands of conversation that occasionally cover the same ground.

Quite irritating, but not really much you can do about it other than wait for the other person to get both mails and think that you aren't replying anymore.

"Hi I think our emails are crossing again"

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"Sure I'm up for playing naked chess with you later"

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"Did you get my last email?"

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"Oh, are they?"

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"Naked what?"

by kreza November 4, 2004

crocodile mudslinger

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.

That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.

by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009

Crocadiller

The redneck version of saying "crocadile"

holy shit my cousin arm was bitten off by a crocadiller

by Phython74 June 25, 2009