Crotch Crickets

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017

cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.

He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.

by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017

cricket chirp

My favorite trans gay boi

Wow that Johnny really is a, trans gay boi Cricket Chirp

by Vinny snøw December 21, 2018

Cricket people

A secret civilization under the lower part of Zion Park.

Those gosh darn cricket people stole my child at Zion park.

by #1 cricket person June 23, 2018

mutt cricket

A big dick ass nigga

You fucking mutt cricket

by That waffle June 24, 2018

Cricket

Cricket : A person who chirps off(challenges) another but goes quiet the second the challenge is excepted.

Did you see Mandy chirping at her neighbor? She shut up the minute the neighbor stept out. Big little Cricket there .

by B Silent May 31, 2018

Dick Cricket

Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.

Last week I was this kids hero, now he's gassing up this dude now, what a fuckin Dick Cricket.

by Jonnie Battz August 17, 2022