Cactus

1.fine ass dude
2. so fine u wanna fuck him

There are to many cactuses in here for me to handle

by Victoria Knight May 15, 2004

cactus

The only word ever needed to be said, especially on the phone. it's teh best stuffs!

Cactus... Cac-tussssss

by Tim Wochomurka November 17, 2003

Prickly Cactus

When you are having sex on the beach you stick your thumb in the sand and then shove your thumb right up the broads cornhole.

Can also be used in conjunction with a screaming pelican

While I was giving this chick a screaming pelican, I stuck my thumb in the sand and gave her a prickly cactus also.

by cwh_2002 April 26, 2006

cactail

When you are laughing so hard you fall on the ground and start rolling around in pain, but cannot stop laughing no matter how hard you try. ( You may tear due to pain.)

I went cactail when Bob got sacked and fell off the deck.

by Camgram July 5, 2005

Cactoid

A mysterious object that appears on the side of the road, as viewed from a car.

Hey, look at that cactoid!

by Wafflespazz April 3, 2005

cactusing

When you have a technical problem and you ask for help from someone and they just stand there while you show the problem and miraculously, it works even though it didn't seconds ago.

Well, it works now. Thanks for cactusing for me, I guess...

by johnseelewis October 31, 2015

cactuar

A green plastic shot glass used to drink vodka

Gimme a swig of cactuar!

by Jesse July 26, 2003