personal choker

Something my girlfriend calls me.

my girlfriend calls me her personal choker in spanish

by craftieboi January 3, 2018

Daisy Cocker

A stupid bitch

Daisy Cocker’s such a bitch

by 😎💩😃 May 13, 2019

smelly choker

When you put a girls worn knickers inside her vaginal cavity remove them and stick them in her mouth and choke her on them.

My colleague Phil have Jess a smelly choker.

by Bigphil1 May 24, 2019

Slow cooked Clam chowder

Before heading to the bed for time with your women, you make the conscious decision to take a spoon up with.. proceed with intercourse.. When you slam a fat load deep in to your female friends axe wound, instead of her heading to the bathroom she just falls asleep like in the movies, allowing your semen to really mature in flavour and texture over night. Next morning wake her up with a spoonful of freshly cooked Clam chowder for her to taste, if the flavour is strong and the texture is lumpy jobs a gooden it's time to collect the rest in Tupperware and let your friends and colleagues enjoy some at work. After all, sharing is caring

Tom: what you up to tonight?

James: Think I'm gonna make me some slow cooked Clam chowder!

Tom: ooooo my man ! Make sure you bring some in for the boys tomorow

James: there's gonna be loads to go round mate, I been blue balling for 2 weeks !

Tom: you always know how make it the way I like dude.

by Hornyharts February 1, 2020

Jax Cooke

An emotionally abusive stalking obsessive CUNT

Jax Cooke is fried

by JustYourExLover2675 March 28, 2020

The cokery

you're decorating the walls with sophisticated handicraft, lots of glitter, unicorns and pink hearts. turns out all that was needed is a warm nourishing meal to get through the day.

If you want to be my friend, show yourself to me and i'll COok and baKE and frY. The cokery.

by Krkič June 14, 2020

Charlie Cooke

Best MP ever and Always wears the Classiest of Fedora's while doing his job(Killing Scouts), Loves taking dead people's bodies and Laughing at Horse-Faces

Leon: God i want to ram a sword up Charlie Cooke and his Fedoras
Charlie: Tips Fedora

by Charlie Cooke June 25, 2020