Commando wank

Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...

Arthur became aroused watching the laundry go round, a commando wank was the only answer.

by jazrowjo August 3, 2009

Commander in tweet

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Canadian Commando

Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.

Going Canadian Commando sure makes my balls reek.

by Nate MF Dizzy January 16, 2009

Curtain Commando

Paranoia, sometimes drug induced. A person engaged as "Curtain Commando" may be looking out the window and checking the area constantly. They may bend the blinds or peek out of drapes so as not to be seen themselves.

"Johnny's playing Curtain Commando again"

by RinaC March 23, 2012

Cursed commercial

A Commercial That's Very Questionable, Cringe Worthy, Or Annoying.

Boy: Damn, When McDonald's tried to advertise that chicken sandwich in 2006, The Commercial Of Choice Was A Cursed commercial.

Girl: So It Was Questionable?

Boy: Yeah...

by PetyaFan666 February 3, 2019

commercial

bad pot that isn't kind it's just the regular run of the mill and usually cheaper

You got the commercial or the kind bud

by chillcat May 30, 2003

commentate

(verb) the act of providing a running commentary for any kind of show or event; more specifically performed by sports commentators.

Did you hear Joe Rogan commentate on last night's UFC fight? He was fuckin funny.

by QuickHook January 17, 2009