colton moment

any situtation that can be viewed in a perverted way.

Bob: My pencil is longer than yours.

Max: Uh oh, colton moment...

(Max thought the pencil as a p*nis and how they can be in various lengths)

by Daniel Robonson May 19, 2011

Colton

A long haired person who thinks he has no future

as reference from my friend Colton."I have no future, my parents hate me, and my girlfriend doesn't even want to see me."

by 805Noah October 15, 2018

Colon El Sanders

A person who eats and/or prepares so much fried chicken their cholesterol levels are dangerous.

Man I don't feel so good, went to the doctor and my lab results were off the charts; got to stop having Colon El Sanders prepare my meals.

by Mediumdave22 March 10, 2011

Coulson

The name of a man who enters a country complaining about the local language, government and culture. A Coulson is mostly hated by the locals. It also sounds like a disease, for some reason.

Person 1:That guy just came into our territory and started complaining about french already

Person 2:Yeah, hes a real Coulson.

by gohabsgo101 August 29, 2010

colton

a cuntosaurus rex. aka the cunt of the century

dude1: did you see that kid

dude2: ya what a cuntosaurus rex
dude1: must be a colton

by coleycoconut January 17, 2017

Penal Colony

The area Australia is derived from. A long time ago, britain ran out of room in its prisons, so it sent out prisoners to Australia with free land. These criminals make up a majority of Australia's Population today.

Person 1: I learned about the Penal Colony of Australia in World History today! :)
Person 2: Want Some Crack?
Person 3: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

Consonants

b big /bɪɡ/
d dig /dɪɡ/

dʒ jet /dʒɛt/
ð then /ðɛn/
f fig /fɪɡ/
ɡ get /ɡɛt/
h how /haʊ/
j yes /jɛs/
k kit /kɪt/
l leg /lɛɡ/
m main /meɪn/
n net /nɛt/
ŋ thing /θɪŋ/
p pit /pɪt/
r rain /reɪn/
s sit /sɪt/
ʃ ship /ʃɪp/
t tame /teɪm/
tʃ chip /tʃɪp/
θ thin /θɪn/
v vet /vɛt/
w win /wɪn/
z zip /zɪp/
ʒ vision /ˈvɪʒ(ə)n/
x (Scottish) loch /lɒx/
ɬ (Welsh) penillion /pɛˈnɪɬɪən/

Consonants

by _The Secret_ October 26, 2019