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A hot handsome, kind guy who seems perfect he’s funny as he will make you fall in love with you straight away
Oakland Clarke is so hot
by Ballabags123 December 19, 2022
A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
by bitchuck September 10, 2024
A idiom used to describe the act of putting a famous person on camera who has a physical and/or mental disability which is so bad it makes the television audience feel uncomfortable. Usually done for financial or political gain.
Can you believe the Democratic Party and the Biden family were Dick Clarking the President on tv last night?
by Blackduck21 July 12, 2024
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Aliyah Clarke. The most beautiful girl ever! Everyone at school likes her, except the bitches that thinks they are cooler than her. So many is obsessed with her and wishes that they were her best friend! She is tall and has mostly brown hair. Afro and nice lips! Long eyelashes and sooo beautiful! She has SO many friends but she has some closer friends, that she keeps there forever!
Girl: Omg! Aliyah Clarke is sooo pretty! I wish I was her bestfriend!!!
Aliyah’s bestfriend: Hehe! I’m so lucky!
Aliyah: Hey guys!
Every other boy or girl: omg!!! It’s Aliyah! Get ready!! She is so pretty
Aliyah’s bestfriend: Hehe! I’m so lucky!
Aliyah: Hey guys!
Every other boy or girl: omg!!! It’s Aliyah! Get ready!! She is so pretty
by Erin Cadden June 19, 2021
Sexually attracted to people from Brighton whose first name starts with a and last name starts with g
Oran Clarke is gay
by Killer noah May 21, 2021