Cigarette

Death on a stick, both for the uber-moron puffing on thing and for anyone unfortunite enough to wander into the immediate vicinity.

SECOND HAND SMOKE IS DEADLY TOO! Go smoke those damn things elsewhere!

by Canadamus Prime June 22, 2004

Cigar Band

Foreskin of a penis
or to draw a penis on someones papers and make sure it has a foreskin

I cigar banded his papers

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

cigarettes

Very addictive drug that is deadly for the one smoking and anyone unfortunate enough to be around them. It is more powerful than family bonds. It causes the addict to stink long after the cigarette was snubbed out. They can trigger migraines as well.

I'm sorry Brenda, I'll have to drive a separate vehicle fifty miles to our sister's house as your cigarette smoking could trigger one of my migraines. Brenda say's "Ok, Betty. I'll drive my car and you can drive yours. I cannot do without my cigs that long. It would be nice to have your company but the cigarettes are my life."

Doris paid fifty dollars an ounce for that perfume only to smell like a nasty cigarette.

by Playon August 27, 2006

cigarette🚬

Used to express several kinds of depression and sadness in chat, often combined with other sad emojis. For example:😪🥀😞 😔,
Commonly used in Whatsapp, Instagram and Snapchat.

cigarette🚬 being defined as expression for sadness. Smoking cigarettes is a stylistic device

often used in Movies to express sadness , depression and to show the dramatology and confusion of the situation

Its raining all day (cigarette emoji)🚬 🥀😞
I will never make it (cigarette emoji)🚬😔
Life is hard and inconvenient (cigarette emoji)🚬😪

by definitely not Patroskon December 1, 2021

fifty cent cigar

When you have to shit so bad that a turd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your ass. Similar to shart

As Dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. He was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his ass.

by Joe Z January 9, 2007

Smoke a meat cigar

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

by Deep blue 2012 February 28, 2010

Cuban Cigar

When a male lights his pubic hiar on fire and a male/female proceeds to suck his burning pube cock.

Fidel Castro did the cuban cigar with Anna Nicole Smith.

by Daddy Nelso Gonzalez January 6, 2009