John Chow'ed

When Google completely owns you, and you don't rank for anything on Google besides your domain.

Dude: "I had 100 results in Google last week, and now I have 0"

Dude2: "lol, you got John Chow'ed"

by Imgtags June 15, 2008

Chowder

An exorbitant amount of acne clustered together causing the on-looker to flinch back looking like he/she just sucked on a lemon. This results in a lowered hottness factor.

Damn, that girl would be an 8, but she has got some nasty chowder so ill give her a 2.

by Tyler February 8, 2005

chowned

Chowned is a variation of owned or pwned which means "getting killed and humiliated". It is named after Cho Seung-Hui, a mass murderer

"You has been CHOWNED"

by Almighty Watashi January 3, 2008

chowder head

a shower

I gotta go take a chowder head

by Trumpetcatz July 30, 2003

clam chowder

The semen of a gay guy.

Rieders eats his own clam chowder

by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2003

Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina immediately prior to performing the act of cunnilingus. (b) New England Clam Chowder- ejaculating into the vagina prior to puking and performing oral sex. (c) Manhattan Clam Chowder - Performing the Clam Chowder during menstration.

Hey baby, your pussy makes me....UGHHHHHHHHH...looks like Clam Chowder for dinner! *lick, lick, lick chomp chomp chomp*"

by TeamMP February 28, 2011

chewed ass

Parts of your ass ripped or chewed off.

Found body in the forest....
Policeman:" Look, that guy must have worked for SVTR."
Witness: " How do you know????"
Policeman:" He's got a chewed ass!!!"

by God Hates Me June 14, 2003