box checker

Someone who checks all the boxes to be pretty but, when you put it all together, it doesn't really work. From far away they're really pretty but, the closer up you get, you're able to see the flaws in their artificial beauty. All their attractiveness is fake, so it's not actually pretty.

The box checker is known to have weekly appointments at the tanning salon, dye their hair the lightest shade of bleach blonde, own every push-up bra from Victoria's Secret, and have long fake nails. Is a frequent user of both the Facetune app and the crown Snapchat filter. The most extreme box checkers have used plastic surgery to change that A-cup to a DD, which surprised literally no one.

Box checkers are typically very open sexually and, to your dismay, have hooked up with your biggest crush, older brother, and hot third cousin. But even though they've hooked up with all these people, they are ALWAYS single because who would want to date the girl with fake boobs and chlamydia. While they never have a problem going home with someone, they are all understood as "undatable."

Nate: I think Brittany's kind of pretty but something's off.
Lisa: Oh my god she's such a box checker. Her makeup is so caked on and her tan is totally fake. Also no way that's her natural hair color.

by highschoolhero November 13, 2017

Spreading Christmas Cheer

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.

Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."

by courtneyann! January 6, 2009

cheer

An alcoholic beverage that

makes one happy. An alcoholic drink that

makes you cheerful.

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Cheer and fresh = rum and coke

I'm going to have some fresh
"You wuss, have some cheer instead"

by Eugene and Zhina March 3, 2008

Cheers

A TV show, known for the one liners cracked off by the great George Wendt, and dominated the freakishly large forehead of Ted Danson.

Woody: Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

Sam: What'll you have Normie?
Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
Sam: Looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.
Cheers

Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

Sam: What are you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight... if I were 11 feet tall.

by David Steinberg January 2, 2007

cheerleading

a sport that combines grace, agility, flexibility and strength into complicated dance and stunt routines, usually performed at halftime of another sporting event, i.e. - football, soccer, basketball, etc. As a sport, however, cheerleading is usually not taken seriously because of unfair and untrue archaic stereotypes. Cheerleading of the current day and age is intensely competitive, with close to 1000 competitions held yearly in the US alone. Two major professional groups that support education and competition are the National Cheerleaders Association (www.nationalspirit.com) and the Universal Cheerleaders Association (www.varsity.com) Check out these sites for further information.

The Cheerleading squad practices long hours to perfect their difficult stunts.

by Annie July 1, 2003

Cheeriooo

The act of shagging a girl on a bathroom floor, without even blowing your wad (for whatever reason, possibly bucket fanny...)

Oli did a cheeriooo at hannah's house with kelly

by anonymous April 14, 2005

cheerleading

Although some annoying people insist cheerleading is not a sport, we practice just as hard as any other sport, we condition at every practice, must combine tremendous strength and grace into one full out routine which consists of cheer, dance, jumps, stunts, and attitude in order to compete, and take first place. We run to build stamina for a five minute performance without stopping, and condition more than some football teams. Although some claim we are bitchy I feel anyone who can catagorize a person simply by the sport they may do is stupid. You probably just cannot get with a cheerleader and therefore leave rude comments about them on sites like these. Hey everybody! GROW UP. You couldn't do it if you tried. Don't speak poorly of somrthing you know nothing about :-D **Smiling like a cheerleader** Buh Bye assholes.

Cheerleaders who spend 2-3 hours a day practicing, not only for games (ie basketball or football) but also for competitions in which they compete against challenging competition, often said to not be a sport by ignorant people but quite obviously is.

by *Sarah* June 14, 2004