Open Chairy

The right to openly brandish a folding chair and using it for self defense.

Have all the tiki torches you want. I Open Chairy, fool.

by Keasterbunny August 13, 2023

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Designated Carryer

The friend who always has a bag on them and inevitably ends up carrying all of the groups shit.

David: "Hey dude, put this in your bag will ya?"
Sharon: "Oh, can you take this too?"
Paul: "Can you carry this for me as well?"
Mikey: "Why am I always the Designated Carryer?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

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Swiss charred

What yer salad-greens will likely become if ya let yer greenhouse get too hot.

I made da mistake of using too high a setting on my dehydrator when drying a tray of garden-produce, and so I ended up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

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Swiss charred

What you'll likely create if ya set da thermostat on yer dehumidifier too high when drying veggie-greens.

One should carefully monitor his equipment during da drying-process so as not to end up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO April 17, 2025

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Alexander Charret

A vertically challenged spectacled child loving pedophile.

Can usually be seen wearing M05 camo trousers and jacket, while making loud egregious jokes about minorities and children.

“Hide your kid’s, Alexander Charret is coming!!”

“Heavens above that hooligan is acting just like that midget looking bigot Alexander Charret”

by Clegolas June 25, 2025

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