checking my change

Scottish origin, said in response to someone who questions why a man is rubbing, scratching or handling his balls in public

Woman- "why are your hands down your pants?"
Man- "I'm just checking my change"

by Bigman the Highlander March 24, 2017

cup holder change

( Also known as"sticky change" )

Cup Holder Change is when you dig to the bottom of a once semi filled cup holder of coins.

Then to realize, its all pennies and some nickels glued with syrup from spilled drinks.

Megal : "Yo, I need like23 cents for this backwoods. It's in the Honda cup holder"
Jova : " Hell the fuck naww I ain't grabbing that nasty ass cup holder change"

Carlos : "That drive through cashier was a straight bitch! Imma give her the bottom of my cup holder change"

by Hehh-Row August 15, 2017

Caught counting change

A term used sarcastically in football to describe someone not paying attention. Imagine someone counting a handful of change on the football field and someone running them over because they are not paying attention to the game.

"What happened to Joe, the ambulance just took him off the field. He got caught counting change"

by Shiggyfo September 23, 2017

Mexican Oil Change

The act of one man walking up to another man, sticking two fingers in his butt, and kissing him on the mouth. Most often used in prison as a way to assert dominance.

On your first day inside, walk up to the biggest guy in the pod, and give him a Mexican Oil Change. Show everyone who’s the man!

by Gaysofthunder69 April 20, 2019

I can change him

Phrase used by a girl who wants to buy a crappy guy for cheap, invest in him and then hold on when he's changed. Usually never works out.

"He's actually really leng, I think I can change him"

by ARandomLucas January 2, 2023

japanese oil change

when during a gang bang a bunch of guys cum all over a girl and in a cup then remove the cum off of the girl proceed to put the cum that was on the girl into the cup, then place a funnel into her pussy and finally pour the cum down the funnel

On his trip to Tokyo john and bill went to an orgy and gave a chick a japanese oil change

by shadowfox001 June 9, 2010

Climate Change denial

Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.

dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.

intelligent person: Ok boomer

climate change denial in practice

by king-juju December 10, 2019