1. An incredibly socially smooth persona.A cool person of class that has the freshest shit in any genre of style or people even if he/she had no contact with the prior. Usually a Chav is underground, urban and everything that doesn't directly involve him/her with glamourous or popular money culture as the mainstay of his/her existence ( unless he/she chooses to at any given moment.
2. To be Chav: to be smooth. To rule some genre of entity without having to big themselves up.
2. To be Chav: to be smooth. To rule some genre of entity without having to big themselves up.
1.Dat man be Chav, star...don' worry bout' them dumb comps cuz he smooth talkin'
2. yo' dat was chav son.
2. yo' dat was chav son.
by Johnson and my Johnson July 11, 2008
(A complete drunk addict)
This boy always wears trackies (which are always gross looking and normally have an suspicious looking stain on them). You would normally see this guy outside of these 4 places: MacDonalds, Greggs, any Nike/Adidas shop, and the job centre. Here you would normally see him with his hands down his pants, smoking, holding some form of alcohol and a Greggs sausage roll. And you can't forget the staple items of being this chav boy: scooter or bike, looking like a homeless person, Adidas tracksuit or Nike tracksuit, grey trackies (that almost all chav boys wear to public areas) and the ridiculous sounding slang.
He also likes to think he's the most attractive man on earth when in reality, he looks like a sewer rat.
This boy always wears trackies (which are always gross looking and normally have an suspicious looking stain on them). You would normally see this guy outside of these 4 places: MacDonalds, Greggs, any Nike/Adidas shop, and the job centre. Here you would normally see him with his hands down his pants, smoking, holding some form of alcohol and a Greggs sausage roll. And you can't forget the staple items of being this chav boy: scooter or bike, looking like a homeless person, Adidas tracksuit or Nike tracksuit, grey trackies (that almost all chav boys wear to public areas) and the ridiculous sounding slang.
He also likes to think he's the most attractive man on earth when in reality, he looks like a sewer rat.
Person 1: Hey look, it's your average chav boy!
Chav boy: Yo fam peng ting ting bruv, it ain't no pretty bird. Looking uckers bruv.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's probably on his way to the job centre for 20th time, or on his way to do 'construction' at college like every other chav boy with no talent.
Person 1: Oi chav! Get your hand out of your pants! Can guarantee your penis is still here, and if you're that worried, you should get checked for STDS!
Chav boy: Yo bruv fam like that not what I'm doing bruv. I had some ket and backkie on me but some bird's took it fam.
Chav boy: Yo fam peng ting ting bruv, it ain't no pretty bird. Looking uckers bruv.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's probably on his way to the job centre for 20th time, or on his way to do 'construction' at college like every other chav boy with no talent.
Person 1: Oi chav! Get your hand out of your pants! Can guarantee your penis is still here, and if you're that worried, you should get checked for STDS!
Chav boy: Yo bruv fam like that not what I'm doing bruv. I had some ket and backkie on me but some bird's took it fam.
by Zippyiddydoo November 01, 2019
(Verb) The act of attacking an individual Chav or Chav culture as a whole. This can either be verbal or physical abuse. It is not recommend you take this action around a live Chav as a gangland shooting is likely follow. That or they key your car.
"Gotta hate Chavs always wearing Burberry and drinking White lightening"
"Quit your Chav-bashing or I'll key your car. Bitch"
"Quit your Chav-bashing or I'll key your car. Bitch"
by Jack Karch May 20, 2006
A person who cares only for themselves and has the most horrible fashion taste ever. They like Giant hoop earings and have over sized bags to make them look skinnier. They care too much for their sun glasses, make-up, hair(even though it all looks awful) and other non-important things. They don't care for their grades because they have to be cool and of course, reading is not cool, unless it's some crappy preppy magazine. This causes them to do terrible in all their exams and never leave the town they live in, end up with some fat husband, 54 kids and the worst fake tan ever.
*Chav(female)1* Laura, have you seen my sunglasses??
*Chav(female)2* are they in your bag??
*Chav(female)1* Um I dunno, hehehe,
*Chav(female)2* are they in your bag??
*Chav(female)1* Um I dunno, hehehe,
by Megan Lally January 23, 2008
by chav genocide now February 07, 2010
chav speak:
oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.
translation
im ready to party. lets rock it. this crap let go.
oi init bruvv, got my 4 by 4 ravers and bass line skankers init sket. we goin to blow this place out wicked blud. ahhh mate thats well dog has it bluddd oi lets sketchit yo ay and hit the legs this is well waffle munter bruv.
translation
im ready to party. lets rock it. this crap let go.
by 96love June 28, 2009
a (usually fake) burberry wearing, shitty gold wearing, twat speaking, school dropout, who soop up really shitty cars like Novas or Astras, gangsta wannabe. females have kids at an early age, and range between 5-10 kids by the time they are 20. they start on anyone if there are more than one of them, if there's an individual he look at you with a surly look.
You walk near a chav, his gold glinting in a north kent shopping centre, his fake burberry cap high in the air, fag in his hand,you look at him with his mates, he shouts "wanker", you walk over and then they run like fuck
by Chavhunter January 05, 2005