I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.

Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010

super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious

What Mary Poppins has to be whenever money is tight.

The movie got it all wrong --- the Banks family had not been having trouble with mean/colorless nannies; the nannies had all just been over-indulgent of the children, and so Mr. Banks hired Mary Poppins to teach his little ones about self-denial, willpower, and wise money-management --- Mary taught them to be "super-careful, frugalistic, extra-tally-conscious" when necessary.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

stfu no cares about the meaning of your names

Stfu with ur snaps

stfu no cares about the meaning of your names On Snapchat

by Andrewthekidwhofuckedyourbitch March 13, 2017

Facts don't care about your feelings

A fancy way of saying "I'm right and you're wrong" popularised by our supreme leader Ben Shapiro

Bel Shantiro- "facts don't care about your feelings"

*reality collapses because it can't handle such an intelligent, heartfelt, irrefutable and well argued point*

Bem Shaliro- "another liberal owned"

by Donna tramp December 19, 2020

facts dont care about your feelings

a dumb statement republicans say to justify whatever dumb shit they believe in

republican: corona virus is a hoax
non-republican: um, people are dying from it-
republican: facts dont care about your feelings!

by scorpio in a trenchcoat December 4, 2020

I don't care. I bag groceries

A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.

I don't care. I bag groceries.

by dacousin January 5, 2011

oh my god who the hell cares

another phrase for "dude shut the hell up" or "I DONT GIVE"

Teacher: so when we mix these two liquids, they create a new colour and so that mixes up the colours..."
guy: OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES, DUMBASS
guy 2: oh my god who the hell cares

by i like urbandictionary October 8, 2011