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calanthriscopicalimous

A stupid lazy person who doesn't believe in smoking.
You calanthriscopicalimous being!
by RayRay198507 May 8, 2007
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callamanu

Simply, a word used to open a cabinet.
Shit dude, this cabinet's locked!
Don't worry, i know what to do . . .
Callamanu!

(As if by magic, a cabinet opens).
by Benjani March 12, 2008
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Callamoona

a rare flower that originstes from the early egyptian ages found only in the desert of true belief.
it is often found in the form of a green cabbage like dollop.
ahh dayym thats some big ass Callamoona shit.
by veggieBEEFdude January 18, 2010
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Calvanball

someone's stupid misspelling of Calvinball, an imaginary game from the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip
Calvanball was used in defining Jickball.
by OutsideLookingIn July 17, 2010
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Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
by T D1ddy March 15, 2011
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Calling for Huey

The act of vomiting
I drank to much and was up all night calling for Huey
by kmlinders January 31, 2012
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calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.
1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."
by larfz March 25, 2013
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