People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.
Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”
Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”
Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”
Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”
Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”
Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
by jaymo93 September 20, 2020
The Zektupliatev curse is one of the most cruel curses of them all. Once infected, you will see a cascading effect of doom. DOOM. There is no escape.
by Povvvv October 09, 2021
by Thicdadyslutfucker December 13, 2020
A curse of where people you love, like, are like family to you, or are your best friends move away either literally or spiritually.
by Dustywhisker October 01, 2013
The feeling of being cucked from your ten thousand souls after forty five minutes of trying to defeat this fucking pointless no life ugly looking ass boss, just to find out that you don't even have to defeat him to move into the undeed settlement.
Person 1: " holy fuck the Curse-Rotted Greatwood is really fucking hard"
Person 2:" well you dont even have to defeat it"
Jack Myers:" well i am that good that i can defeat it in seven hits and move onto the undeed settlement with just a bow and a fist up my ass
Person 2:" well you dont even have to defeat it"
Jack Myers:" well i am that good that i can defeat it in seven hits and move onto the undeed settlement with just a bow and a fist up my ass
by racist guy who is a neighbour September 20, 2021
When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
by Lazyeye Gibbins December 05, 2021
Person 1: Did you hear that Ken got cancelled on again?
Person 2: Shit, that's the third time this week. That nigga got the Salinzkie Curse.
Person 2: Shit, that's the third time this week. That nigga got the Salinzkie Curse.
by SatisfiedShark May 28, 2015