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clam chops

clam - chops
Def: A females vagina. Basically her "lips".
Clamchops can also be known as camel toe
See also pussy
Dude! Did you slide your shaft inside her clam chops?!

Her clam chops were mighty tastey.
by diviniti November 8, 2005
mugGet the clam chopsmug.

slap chop

to have sweaty, greasy consecutive sex with some bird. usually referred to in a disgusted or joking manner.
liam: how'd you go with that english sluzza last night mate?

pete: yeah i totally gave her the old slap chop

liam: you are such a creep weasel
by fishchicken January 27, 2013
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knob-chops

A bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.
"That Tom, he's a right knob-chops. Bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you'll be able to have a laugh."
by emilybeaver May 14, 2006
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Fresh Chop

Just got a real fresh chop at the barbershop.
by gjs88 June 22, 2011
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Photo Chopped

When a friend or relative posts a picture of themselves online that you know you were in originally but you've been cropped out. Being chopped out of a photo.
"Dude. She totally photo chopped your ass outta that pic."
by Holly M S May 15, 2010
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chopped woods

GIRL 1: yo, i had a forest but then i chopped my woods
GIRL 1: you got chopped woods now?!
by lilbabiey December 19, 2018
mugGet the chopped woodsmug.

jenga chop

the act of chopping someone directly on the spine.
jenga chopping is usually only used in self defence.
the term benga chop is plain mockery of jenga chop.
jared:jenga chop!

ben:Awawawawawawawaw!
by mung master jonny March 24, 2008
mugGet the jenga chopmug.

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