breakfast of champions

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.

Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!

by KittyCatty June 11, 2005

Pop Champagne

the act of urinating on another person usually as part of a sex act...and preferrably in the mouth.

Dude, after the party Patrice told me to come over so we can Pop Champagne.

by PoppaPanda May 15, 2009

State Championship Ring

The ring each member on a high school football team acquires when they win a State Championship.

Too bad for those rich kids on the Cape Elizabeth football team. No money in the world could buy them enough talent to win a State Championship Ring.

by MV-wanna-B March 13, 2011

Chip and Champ

1. a proper and respectful way to refer to mr. left and mr. right testicle, helpful in business and professional situations, or as a tool to impress the lady-folk.

2. a fucking rad way to refer to your love apples.

Q: I don't know how you did it, Frank, but that negotiation was fantastic! I don't know if it's your strategy or balls, but I've never seen anyone get the upper hand like that.
A. Well, thank you Sir, and I'd love to take all the credit, but I couldn't have done it without the lifelong support and guidance of Chip and Champ, my two closest friends and most trusted allies. They really came to bat for me today, and I owe every ounce of success to them. Now, how about we go get some beers?
A: Now, you're talking, Frank! Beers are on me!

or

Woman: So, you come here often?
Man: Yes, I do. What's that, boys? Oh, my good friends Chip and Champ would like to me you. Allow me to make an introduction. Say hello, fellas!
Woman: (brief pause) Beers at your place or mine?

by douchebacca October 18, 2008

champ stamp

When you rub your sweaty ball sack on a sleeping person's head.

I champ stamped the fat kid on the last day of summer camp.

by GnarlyPirate May 27, 2005

champagne and caviar

A reference to a fetish that involves defecating and urinating on your love interest. It is in common use in Germany. Here in America we are christians and dont do such abominations.

I went to Helmuts house for champagne and caviar and Heidi shit on my head and Dietrich pissed in my eye.

by jacin rome September 4, 2009

Champ

Short for champagne. Sometimes written as champ'.

I'm on a boat bitch, we drinkin' Santana champ cuz it's so crisp.

by famouskid February 12, 2009