Canada's History

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.

Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.

by hippieflight February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Once Canada failed to suck off Florida because not enough Viagra was used.

Did you hear that Shiela got all sloppy on Cody?
Yeah... she reenacted Canada's History.

by bowmand19852 February 05, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act done with multiple people

one person sits on top of the Stanley Cup and shits in it. This person also puts on a pair of Moose antlers. Using Maple syrup as lube, This person uses the tips of the antlers to penetrate the other members in this sex party.

Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2: My girlfriend and i hooked up with some people for some Canada's History.

by Metromorpher February 05, 2010

Canada's History

a sexual deviation where you fill the top portion of the stanley cup with maple syrup and then dip your butt in the syrup, then (with the syrup as lube) penetrate yourself with moose antlers

Dude, have you ever tried to get through Canada's History?

I tried, but the antlers i used were too big.

by colbert nation's army February 05, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

After Steve showed Kate Canada's history, she wasn't able to walk straight for a month.

by Silent Bob 420 February 05, 2010

canada's history

to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf

The lonely lumberjack with low self esteem and lots of privacy celebrated canada's history.

by Bert Ephen February 05, 2010

Canada's History

This starts out with 4 guys and 1 woman sitting on a couch. Guy #1 starts out by peeing on the girl while she cuts her own left pinkie off with a dull bladed knife. Guy #2 starts blowing Guy #1 while Guy #3 and Guy #4 start kissing in a very gay way. The woman defecates on the floor and throws it at Guys #3 & #4. Guy #1 then punches the woman and they all leave.

Guy 1: Dude, I did a Canada's History last night.

Guy 2: I know... I WAS THERE!

by Murdock February 05, 2010