An mf who gets payed millions to play basketball, but jerks himself off to the thought of not doing that and putting 100% of his energy into coffee.
Nicholas: Hey did you see the heat game?
Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh J
immy Butler: Did someone say coffee?
Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend
Goatchard: Jimmy Butler was too focused on coffee to play bruh J
immy Butler: Did someone say coffee?
Nicholas and goatchard: shut your luh dumb ass up you fucking fiend
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Get the Will Butler mug.A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.
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Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.
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Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.
Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."
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