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Birthday Shot

A shot that is filled to the brim, poured especially for the birthday girl/boy.
Yo Kellso, come take this birthday shot, you drunk ass birthday bitch!
by Kellcho December 31, 2010
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Birthday Digs

Where you punch the Birthday Boy/Girl in the arm, of their choice.

Whilst in this punching action, the proposer must call out the number of times they have punched the Birthday victim.

The number of times you punch them in their arm, correlates directly to their age.

Optionally you can give them an extra punch, for luck fo the fourthcoming year.
It is 'Scotts' Birthday and he is 18, 'James' walks into the party, and unexpectedly punches 'scott' '18' times in the arm, also known as 'Giving Birthday Digs'

And because 'James' took the optional one for luck, 'Scott' recieves 19 punches, and a trip to A&E.
by emuere September 26, 2011
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giving birth to cheese

Quote:
A pregnant woman rushed to the hospital to give birth to what she had passed off as a fetus for months was a block of cheese.
One attending doctor, speaking on the condition that they remain anonymous, remarked that it is not uncommon for some individuals to fake medical conditions in order to gain attention and financial support. Using cheese to fake a pregnancy, however, seems to be unprecedented, even among the mentally ill.

“Beyond weird,” remarked the doctor. “I don’t know how one would do it, but it must take an unwordly level of self deception to even conceive of something like this.”

What’s more, the woman had apparently registered herself at several stores for an upcoming baby shower and had been regularly consulting an obstretician by phone. all of her neighbors believed her to be pregnant, and had helped her pay her rent and shop for baby clothes and furniture.

Around 4 am on Thursday Neighbors, assuming that she was in labor, took her to an emergency room where doctors uncovered a sodden and moldy mass of what they later determined to be several bricks of cheddar cheese bound together with twine.
LOL SERIOUSLY LADY you really have been giving birth to cheese
by emmamelinda November 9, 2009
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it's my birthday NIGGA

a loud proclamation said by someone when it is their birthday, usually highlighted by said someone forcing a door open with their foot
It was quiet in the house, when all of a sudden Steve busted the door open and yelled :

"it's my birthday NIGGA."

Everyone immediately gave Steve all their money from their respective wallets.
by Galbert-Kun April 4, 2009
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Birthday Bjer

n. - a blow job specific to the occasion of one's birthday
<pronounced "birthday beejer">
"Hey, make sure you give your boyfriend a birthday bjer" said Dean Blundell.
by emicheno April 23, 2009
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Crown Birthday

A birthday where one's age matches with the day of the month.
Mike: Hey, isn't your b'day coming up?
Stu: Yeah, it is.

Mike: Isn't it 16th of this month?

Stu: Yeah, also I'm turning 16. It's my crown birthday!
by InternetHuman July 6, 2015
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birthday suit

means naked, nude
Background from Atlanta, USA
'I won't stop until I get them in their birthday suits'(Ludacris)
by Senasu March 24, 2005
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