Burglared

When the Hamburglar sprays his ranch all over your McNuggets

The McMascot was giving me backshots for like 30 seconds before he burglared all over me.

by Glitterus March 10, 2022

Burlington County NJ

Located in South Jersey, Burlco is the largest county in New Jersey. The towns that run along the river line (aka drug line) are old and full of trashy low lifes (sorry if you live there). There’s easy access to drugs with Trenton to the north and Camden to the south. Moorestown, Mount Laurel, and Marlton range from upper middle class to rich. Beverly, Riverside, Burlington City and Browns Mills are the trashiest of all. Willingboro is a predominantly black middle class town that’s declining because people from Trenton, Newark, and Philly are making it ghetto. Everywhere else is pretty decent. Some decent towns would be Bordentown Twp, Burlington Twp, Delran, Eastampton, Lumberton and etc. There is a ton of farmland as you drive towards the shore which isn’t too far.

Girl: Can you take me home? I live in Burlington County NJ.

Guy from Palmyra: Oh shit me too, I’ll take you home, where in the county do you live?
Girl: Browns Mi—
Guy from Palmyra: Hell nah, you foul for even thinking imma drive all the way out there.
Girl:Damn, you know Burlington County as shit.

by JerseyGuy609 June 17, 2022

Burley Trauma Triangle

A region of Southern Idaho well-known to medical providers for producing extremely high-energy trauma patients. Its borders consist of the towns of Paul, Idaho, Rupert, Idaho and Burley, Idaho. Patients from the Burley Trauma Triangle are typically polytraumatized and often have profound social dysfunction.

John Doe, a 57-year-old male who admits to frequent methamphetamine use, sustained bilateral open femur fractures after ejection from his motorcycle at freeway speeds while traversing the Burley Trauma Triangle.

by ohal0012 June 20, 2022

Burr

Can be burr, brrr, or Brrrr. In the northern United States and Canada, Burr is the vocal or written response to weather forecasts often presented in the months of December to February, and occasionally October, November, and March. Internally, the actual thought is "Why ________ do I live here. The number of R's used directly correlates to the insensitivity of the word(s) that are used in the open space.

Option Two R's: Burr. {Why in the heck do I live here}
Option Three R's: Brrr! {Why in hell do I live here}
Option Four or more R's: Brrrr! {Why the fuck do I live here}

by Robert the D-Bag January 30, 2023

burling out

Tripping balls.

I think I’m peaking bro, I’m totally burling out

by Lavenderkeed April 17, 2023

burlington junction, missouri

A quaint small town of 477 people. (2020) It consists of the rednecks, white trash and blue collar people. It has a high school (West Nodaway High School) a feed/seed/farm supply store (MFA) a cafe, a bar, a couple grocery stores and a few other businesses. It may be considered a shithole (which it may be) but if you get to know the people there, you would be pleasantly surprised by hospitality you would find there. It is a typical heartland/corn belt small town. În the summer you may be able to watch the annual tractor pull. Despite the poor appearance and the skids smoking meth, this town is better than it appears.

Guy 1: At Burlington Junction, Missouri you can find skids and decent folk!
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house

by Luwelyn.moss May 2, 2023

Burlap bag full of bobcats

A curvaceous woman

Now we've been every place between here and south Sioux
And we've seen us a truck-stop waitress or two
But this gal's built like a burlap bag full of bobcats
She's got it together

-C.W. McCall

by Russellsroughneck May 11, 2023