numby bummy

when your sitting at school/work wearing tights and they itch like mad, then when you think no ones looking you scratch yourself and everyones like wtf

half way through my maths exam i had a numby bummy, i went to scratch myself and john saw :O

by icsyoucan November 22, 2009

Endless Bummer

When sufers experience a prolonged period of little to no
waves in a certain locale. Pun on the famous surfing video
Endless Summer.

Brad: Where the fuck are the waves dude?
Joe: I know dude, Endless Bummer!

by TheBlackList January 26, 2010

hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").

I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!

by prairiefire June 12, 2010

Birthday Bummer

Someone who ruined another's birthday

Shelby the birthday bummer

by Turd 12380 February 23, 2013

Beach bummed

Having anal sex with a stranger in the sand dunes at the beach

Melony got beach bummed last night

by Threestrumpetsandatrumpet June 7, 2018

Nugget Bumming

The act of a friend letting you have chicken nuggets from them, for free. One of the truest tests of friendship.

Last night I was straight nugget bumming and my buddy came through, for me.

by RobRoss June 13, 2018

Reverse Bummed

After forcing a huge crap out you feel sore and violated from the inside out.
Your arshole has been stretched to the max by the turd exiting.

Ned. what's the matter I thought you just needed a shit.
Mike. Yeah I did but it feels like I was reverse bummed.

by gotgcoalman June 14, 2018