bruce

a very cute french bulldog

friend: wow that’s a very cute dog what’s his name

random person: that’s bruce dickhead

by bubblebutthole.com November 11, 2022

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Bruce Davidson

The baddest Motherfucker alive. Will do anything, will never lose. Yes he will beat you up.

Bruce Davidson Has to be one of the coolest people I’ve ever met

by Poopiehead12345! November 20, 2022

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Bruce Masson

A god who can do whatever he likes. Whenever he likes

Bruce Masson is a god ahhh scary god man doing crab walk at speed of light. I’m dead now because Bruce is op

by Jimmmmru May 2, 2022

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Noun: a person who effortlessly outdoes everyone. He/she never tries but always succeeds at the highest levels. No one can explain where Bruce's all-around competency and effectiveness come from, and Bruce would find a way to expertly dodge the question and make you feel trite if you brought it up. Don't bother trying to get tips or mentorship; you would already know if you were a Bruce.

Verb: to be a Bruce--in general or in a situation-specific way. To effortlessly triumph.

Noun: "I wish I could be more of a Bruce, but usually I'm overextending to get shitty results."

Verb: "I Bruced that diorama, that test, that final, that LSAT, MCAT, SAT, CFP, CFA, that presentation, that sales target, on those athletic fields, etc.. People say I'm more of a Chad than Chad. I spend my time 'pulling my pud' and all my goals just happen. I'm probably a Bruce."

by Tex Tile May 5, 2022

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