Brandon

1. Literally the biggest fucking pleb you’ll ever need

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that Brandon guy?
Person 2: Yeah, I have a class with him. Such a fucking pleb.

by TheSuperiorElephaht July 26, 2018

Brandon

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.

I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.

by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016

Brandon

Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy

Bro, don't act like such a Brandon

by Lekker Stuk Vleis September 30, 2018

Brandon

A guy who is a dick and plays with girls feelings

“God why is Brandon like this I would hate to be a Brandon”

by Bigtuff006 March 19, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.

That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.

by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020

Brandon

He will fuck u up if u fuck wit his gf and he is a asshole but he is loyal to his gurl and is cool tell u get on his bad side

Some person says fuck u

Brandon goes over there and beats his ass

by Fuckuup1674 January 24, 2018

Brandon

a person who tends to take forever on replying to a friend. He is very ugly and loves to game.

Eww look at that Brandon kid ! #Lagger #Ugly #gamer

by A boy that lags May 17, 2016