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bollock tongue

To speak untruth, to lie, to spread falsehood, exaggeration or spread misinformation.
John: Gavin, I believe you speak with bollock tongue.
by Lucidentity April 3, 2021
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Bollock Peen Lord

Someone who takes bollocks and penis at the same time in their mouth
Man: omg my girl is such a bollock peen lord
Friend: wdym?
Man: bro she swallowed the dick and the balls fam
by LoadBuster98 May 5, 2021
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Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers
Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!
by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022
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shitty bollocks

a word used to express anger at something when it goes wrong
(just stood in dog shit) 'ohh shitty bollocks'
by elvisrocks321 July 10, 2009
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hammy bollocks

A derogatory term, most prominently used as a noun, to insult another party member. Most commonly used to cause offense to the person it is directed upon, and it's meaning is varied/not defined, other than it being an insult. Possible definitions directed upon someone being fat ("hammy"), an asshole or any other reason why you would consider even insulting them in the first place.
"You're a bitch."
"Well you're a hammy bollocks"
by Eide Irc September 6, 2013
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fat bollocks

Someone who won't fucking move out of the way and is generally a fat turd
by Hugos_got_a_stanky_wrist July 7, 2016
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crouchy bollock

Another way of refering to someone with the surname "Crouch"
Oi stop being such a crouchy bollock
by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016
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