My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

Life before Social Media

When Social Media wasn't a thing People will play outside all day and have Face to Face Conversations

Life before Social Media was great

by NorthBoy99 October 28, 2023

grinches pinched a little before easter

the greench crook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he stole christianafrendship

grinches pinched a little before easter

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

a dream you've had before

A game on roblox, containing a yellow room, carpeted stairs, notes, and special floors. Some special floors are: Floor 16, the sideways room. Some rooms have no lights, room 52 has a key to the basement. Sometimes the rooms are underwater, and sometimes it's winter in the rooms. Some rooms starting from floor 91 are like floor 16 but way harder. You have to complete those to get to floor 108. There is a box on floor 108, and if you type floor 7 or floor 9 on it, you get teleported 7k floors up. The basement is like the main rooms, but the further you go, the more dark it gets. Far into the basement floors you will hear screaming. If you do not type in the box in floor 108, you are forced to stop at floor 700. Floor 10000 is very lonely... If you hear someone say "Shh, be quiet" do NOT move. If you do, a shadow figure will be at the top of the stairs to the next floor, and if you go near it you will die, and when you die, you will have to start all over again, since your floors don't save. You may hear Russians in the chat sometimes. Some people mistake this game for being the backrooms. How do I know? Experience.

Yo, wanna play a dream you've had before ?
What's that?
Oh boy, get your coffee, because this is gonna take a while.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ November 12, 2023

Day before Christmas stuffing

‘Day before Christmas stuffing’ is where your mum makes you heaps of stuffing a day in advance

“Mum when will my day before Christmas stuffing be done’

by Bolobag2007 December 23, 2023