Black Pudding Bender

One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.

A singularly expertised individual.

One who uses up all the off-cuts.

Your local butcher is not fit to lace a Black Pudding Bender's boots.

by Hereticdark September 13, 2011

bender

Penis, male reproductive organ.

Suck my bender or I'll cut your tits off.

by Arthur Dent June 17, 2005

Bender

Shouted at a homosexual, suspected homosexual, or someone called Ben.

Guy "Oi, Bender!
Gay "What"
Perceived gay "What?"
Ben "What?"

by Adam Himself January 5, 2006

Blender

A mother who doesn't STFU, and is always constantly bitching about something or annoying you in someway or somehow. A mother who is constantly nagging about something or complains over and over non-stop about random BS.

Blender is going off again. MY blender is blendering. I am so sick of blender. Why does my blender always flip out and complain. I hate my blender.

by Stevie-Weevie October 30, 2010

bender

Getting together with friends to play any video game for an extended amount of time, at least 8 hours. Usually involves many smoke breaks and at least one pre-made Nestle toll-house cookie roll.

Ted and Thai are getting together for a bender on Tuesday. Thai's picking up Doom 3 at midnight and Ted is bring the cookies.

by Jacob Aalfs May 13, 2005

morning bender

A bender which takes place in the morning time.

"How was your morning, jimmy?"

"i had a morning bender"

by todddd May 1, 2008

Bender

Someone who is so ugly, they make the opposite sex turn gay.

Jenny? She's a right bender, she made Fergus gay.

by gacor December 8, 2011