screaming batman

To wait until one's friend falls asleep(preferably on the floor, passed out drinking, etc.), squatting over friend's face with pants down, butt cheeks on outside of friends face cheeks, and passing anal gas as intensely as possible so as to cause a cheek to cheek slapping effect.

"First one to fall asleep gets a screaming batman!"

by snoss case November 27, 2007

batman that bitch

When a male is looking to get rid of a female, he calls two slutty females over and has them be their slutty selves while inviting said first female over to witness this, she leaves in tears or anger either makes her run for the hills/.

Jack hates his bitch sally. He calls jessie and michelle over to hang all over him when sally is supposed to come over. Sally leaves distrought and gets hit by a bus. Batman that bitch

by Bastin February 9, 2008

Batwing

when a you spread the skin of your ballsack so you can see all the veins and shit

John: man did you hear what Stacy did?
Timmy: oh yeah man she was totally sucking on arnolds's batwing at the party last night.

by s0larpower August 19, 2014

Batman

I'm Batman

I'm still Batman

by Fksjsh May 23, 2016

batman

smexy bitch that i simp for

batman is poggers

by IkeaBucketHatMan November 7, 2020

Batman's Lair

A dark,scary,hairy cave.

Batman's lair is shaped just like an asshole.

by ant June 9, 2004

Batwanger

A hermaphrodite magazine

I was over at Jerry Murdock's house, and he had a stack of Batwangers 3 feet high.

by Al May 6, 2003