Bastard Variable

A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.

Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.

by .XV!::: March 30, 2009

Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.

A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.

by theSinWack June 9, 2023

Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7

I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer

by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018

Bone Bastard

A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.

John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking

by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019

Barbell Bastard

Large nipple piercings on a man. A type of super kink.

Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a barbell bastard. He has to have them.

by HarvestGoodness April 4, 2020

Hanky Bastard

A term used to address somebody when you're too drunk to recognise whos talking to you

Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard

Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight

by pseudodactyl November 3, 2010

bastard shit

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.

Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.

by dadofreggie October 19, 2015